Location: California, United States

There are no random acts. We are all connected. You can no more separate one life from another than you can separate a breeze from the wind. (the five people you meet in heaven)

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Tis The Season
To Be Shopping
Fa La La La La La La La La

Shopping With Mom
This is shopping as a mission. You have goals, and you get out early. You spend all day going from store to store. You don’t need lunch; sugarless gum will do. At the end of the day, you can say, “Veni, vidi, visa.” (I came, I saw, I shopped.)

Shopping with S
This is shopping as an adventure, as a game. The game usually starts around noon and is played something like this: You go to a store. If someone makes a purchase, the next stop is a bar for a drink. After a few rounds, the entire game becomes more interesting. At the end of the day, you don’t need to say much, you usually end up somewhere singing karaoke.


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